Shove a broom up my arse and I’ll sweep the place too.
The oft-heard cry of journalists up and down the country is summed up in one job advert as analysed by the excellent and acidic Blunt on his Playing the Game blog.
As he concludes: ‘Oh, and they missed off making the fucking teas’.
With thanks: Playing the Game (Real Adventures in Journalism)
State of Play: Grim if you want that job